Philip Quote #111
Hilary: We're home, everybody.
Eric: Good evening, Mrs. Banks, Mr. Banks. My, how wonderful it is to see the whole family spending time together. I thought that only happened on The Cosby Show.
Philip: Oh, Eric, son, you're back early.
Eric: You know me, sir. I wouldn't want to violate your curfew.
Will: Ain't his curfew he's worried about you violating.
Eric: Oh, you must be Carlton. Your father really speaks highly of all of you at the law firm.
Will: No, my man. I'm Will.
Eric: Who?
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Quote from Jazz
Philip: You can put your hands down, Jazz.
Jazz: No way. Dude's got a gun, next thing you know I got six warning shots in my back.
Philip: Jazz.
Jazz: Okay. I am putting my hands down now.
Philip: Jazz, could you give us your account?
Jazz: Can't. They closed my account. They said I was allegedly writing bad checks. I don't know what they talking about. Those checks was perfectly legible.
Quote from Jazz
Philip: Until I see some insurance papers, you're not driving this car. In fact, what kind of idiot would sell a car without insurance?
Jazz: I resent that. Ah, the joke's on you, Mr. Banks. You can't throw me out 'cause I'm already outside.
[Uncle Phil lifts Jazz out of the car, carries him over his shoulder, and throws him into the house]
Quote from Jazz
Eric: Why, hello, everyone. Nice day, isn't it?
Will: I don't have to answer that.
Eric: Mr. Banks, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
Philip: Son, I'm not the one who's going to need luck. I'm not only going to win. I'm going to chew you up and spit you out.
Jazz: I've seen him do a lot of chewing... but I ain't never seen him spit nothing out.