Will Quote #114

Quote from Will in Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 2)

Ashley: I can't believe Carlton went to sleep. Why couldn't he help us clean up?
Will: Ash, if you found out the only person in the world that would go out with you was mentally deranged, you'd go to bed early, too.

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 ‘Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 2)’ Quotes

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Will: Where do you live?
Cindy: I live with my stepmother and her two daughters... in Encino.
Will: So, do you work every night?
Cindy: Yeah. I have to stay at the cafe and wait for everyone to leave, and sweep up.
Will: Where'd you get this fly costume at?
Cindy: Well, I was sweeping up, and an old lady came in and she... Well, she... It's a long story. [clock chimes] Oh, no. I didn't know it was so late. I've got to go.
Will: No, no, Cindy, wait!
Cindy: I'm sorry, Will.
Will: [to camera] Uh-oh. Her slipper. Could it be? I've been touched by magic.
Cindy: [returns] Oh, my God. I can't believe I dropped my shoe. Maybe I should try some of those insole thingies. Listen, here's my number. Call me tomorrow.

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[fantasy:]
Al B. Sure!: What's going on, man?
Will: Yo, what's up? I'm glad you could come on such short notice. I need a big favor.
Al B. Sure!: Anything for you.
Will: Quincy Jones, Al B.
Al B. Sure!: Sure.
Quincy Jones: Al B.
Al B. Sure!: Hey, Quincy Jones. What's happening?
Will: Yo, y'all get to work on that track.
Quincy Jones: Let's do it.
Al B. Sure!: Will, 8:30, I've got to see A Different World. I'm sorry.
Quincy Jones: Yeah, man. I love that show.
Will: Really?
Will: Hey, yo, K.
Kadeem Hardison: What? What's happening, babe?
Will: I want you to meet a couple of close, personal friends of mine. Quincy Jones, Al B. Sure. Kadeem Hardison.
Quincy Jones: Man, this dude knows everybody.

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[fantasy:]
Geoffrey: Master William, you have another visitor.
Will: Come on, G, please. I got to get my homework done.
Geoffrey: Terribly sorry, sir, but he's otherwise engaged.
Quincy Jones: But I happen to be his close, personal friend. Will, I got a serious problem. Tonight I'm supposed to go in the studio and finish up a record. I can't find the lead singer. Now, this is real important to me. I need your help this time, man.
Will: First of all, let's check our ego at the door. Now look, Q, I saved your butt before.
Quincy Jones: I know. That ThriIIer thing.
Will: Q, as always, you need a singer, I'll get you a singer, man. [picks up the phone] Yo, what's up, man? This is Prince. Yeah, I got Quincy Jones over here. Dude is in pain. Could you come right over? All right. In a minute, babe. [hangs up]
Quincy Jones: Who was that?
Will: Oh, a close, personal friend.
Geoffrey: Mr. Al B. Sure.