Will Quote #1810

Quote from Will in Whoops, There It Is

Will Smith: This is Makeup and Hair, right? This is where we get our, uh, um, makeup and our hair done. This is Karyn and this is Tatyana. They play Hilary and Ashley. Say what's up, y'all.
Karyn Parsons: Hey.
Tatyana Ali: What's up?
Will Smith: See, I'm just showing everybody around, you know. Showing them how we get prepared for the show. Oh, hey, here. Let me put some lipstick on you.
Karyn Parsons: No.
Will Smith: I'm gonna put a little lip-
Karyn Parsons: No. Will.
Will Smith: People are looking. Let me put lipstick-
Karyn Parsons: Will, stop it. Come on.
Will Smith: Here, let me your hair. Let me do your hair.
Karyn Parsons: No. Why don't you go bug Ta? Go ahead.
Tatyana Ali: Don't bug Ta.
Will Smith: Let me put some lipstick on.
Tatyana Ali: Will, be careful with that, please.
Will Smith: I just wanna put some lipstick on you.
Tatyana Ali: No, Will, that's a really bright color, okay?
Will Smith: Think they tripping now you should see them when they be messing their lines all up.

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Will Smith: Hey, Joe. What's up, man?
Joseph Marcell: Hey, Will. Nice shade.
Will Smith: Oh, no, no. Karyn and Ta, they were just playing. No. Hey. Oh, everybody. Joe Marcell. He plays Geoffrey the butler.
Joseph Marcell: Hello.
Will Smith: Yeah. I was just showing them clips of everybody messing their lines up. But not you, man. You are refined. You British. You special, man. State of the art, boy.
Joseph Marcell: Thank you, Will.
Will Smith: Oh, no. I mean, I'm just saying when you step out on that stage, man, you just get out there and you hit it. Blam!
Joseph Marcell: Blam.
Will Smith: That's right.
Joseph Marcell: Thank you, again, Will.
Will Smith: Yeah, right.

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Will Smith: Ha, ha, ha. Boy, you stupid. That boy's so dumb.
Dick Clark: Cut, cut, cut. Hey, Dick Clark, what you doing here, man?
Dick Clark: You're doing a blooper show, aren't you?
Will Smith: Well, yeah.
Dick Clark: Yeah, but you're doing it all wrong. You can't just jump into a blooper show.
Will Smith: Man, what you know about bloopers?
Dick Clark: I think I know a thing or two. Let me, uh... Let me break you off a little something here. First of all, you gotta have a concept.
Will Smith: Okay. Okay. You mean like naked-bikini-model bloopers.
Dick Clark: That's a little off topic. How about something maybe related to the show?
Will Smith: That is exactly why you the king, man.

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Will Smith: Whoo! Ha, ha. What's up, y'all? Welcome to backstage. Everybody ain't allowed back here, but I'm hooking y'all up, see? This is where we keep Makeup, Hair, Wardrobe and our dressing rooms and stuff. Oh, you know what? Let's go to James Avery's room. He plays Uncle Phil on the show. Look, look. See? "James Avery." His room number is 1730. I think that's the year he was born. Look at him. Fronting. He know he can't read. Yo, James. What's up, brother? What's going on, man? Hey, say what's up to the people.
James Avery: What's up?
Will Smith: Ha, ha, ha. See? Now, we had all our dressing rooms hooked up to match our personalities, you know? And this here is James' personality. You know, it's like early-American wino. You know, that kind of thing he's got going. You know, look. Oh, you know, he got his Billie Holiday picture up on the wall. A little Charlie "Bird" Parker, you know. Boy, I'm telling you, this man got mad flavor. And, hey, let me tell you, he is a consummate professional.
James Avery: Ha, ha. That's very kind of you. You know what? I don't ever remember that man missing a line.