Will Quote #1633
Quote from Will in Not with My Cousin You Don't
Will: I know. I said it was wrong. It's just hard for me to accept the fact that you're doing the... You know, that you're gonna be... you know. I mean, I know you're cute, it's just that...
Ashley: Will, let's just forget about it.
Will: Well, no. No. I can't forget about it. In my eyes, you still the little girl that used to follow me around all the time. Now you wearing dresses and got makeup and the whole nine. It's just... It makes me uncomfortable to know that you're having a, you know, sex life.
Ashley: Fine. Be uncomfortable. [Will sighs] Look, Will I didn't do anything. I mean I love Derek. And I thought I was ready but I'm not.
Will: You know, for a minute, just for a minute I forgot how smart you are. I guess I kind of panicked a little bit.
Ashley: Yeah. You remember the first time I asked you about sex? You panicked then too.
Will: I did not.
Ashley: Yes, you did. You said that you needed to have a license to have sex and that I couldn't even take the test until I was 35.
Will: That's true.
Ashley: Well I guess it's not the worst thing in the world to have a cousin who cares too much.
Will: All right, come here.
Carlton: [over intercom] That was so beautiful.
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Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, do you remember the first time you fell in love?
Hilary: Oh, this is important. Come. Come. Come. Sit. Sit. Sit. It was Lawrence Young, the most beautiful man at Bel-Air Prep. Oh! To put it simply, he was a god. He had been held back three years so he was really buff. Oh, he had the most amazing...
Ashley: Hilary. Hilary. Hilary, I get the picture.
Hilary: Oh, Ashley, are you in love?
Ashley: I think so. I feel like Derek's the one. I don't think I'll ever feel this way about anybody else.
Hilary: Oh, Ash, I am so happy for you. But long-distance relationships don't usually work out. I mean, look at the Little Mermaid. I mean, she was stuck in the sea and he was stuck on land.
Ashley: But they ended up together.
Hilary: Yeah, with the help of a lobster. You know a lobster?
Quote from Hilary
Ashley: Hilary, can I talk to you for a minute?
Hilary: Not now, Ash, my show starts in five minutes. Uh-oh. Big-sister radar. It's important, isn't it? I can tell. I have, like, a third sense about these things.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Oh, my God. What are we gonna do?
Will: This is what we're gonna do, we're gonna stop listening.
Carlton: You're right. Enough listening, time for action. She needs de-programming. We'll make her watch movies. Lots of movies. Doris Day movies. Now, there's a good wholesome role model. [sings] Que sera sera, whatever will be, will be... [talks] Wait a minute. "Whatever will be, will be"? What kind of devil-may-care message is that? The slut.
Will: Okay, Carlton. Carlton. Look, you need to calm down, all right?
Carlton: Look, we need to find a Yellow Pages. I'm calling a nunnery. It's late, so I'll need a 24-hour one.
Will: Carlton, man, we ain't even Catholic.