Will Quote #1109

Quote from Will in The Ol' Ball and Chain

Jewel: Will, I've never met anybody who cares for me as much as Jazz does. You know, whenever we go to a nice restaurant, he carries my tray. And when it's time to skip out on the check he always holds open the bathroom window for me.
Will: Well, that's Jazz for you.
Jewel: Can't you see? I don't deserve a man like him. I mean, look what he's done for me. Beautiful wedding gown getting married in a Bel-Air mansion. Do you know where my mama was married?
Will: No, where?
Jewel: I don't know. I was hoping you did.
Will: Jewel, believe me when I tell you, you and Jazz are made for each other. Listen, trust me, I've known Jazz a long time and you are the best thing to ever happen to him.
Jewel: Will, I'm scared. What if it doesn't work out?
Will: It will.
Jewel: But what if it doesn't?
Will: It will.
Jewel: But what if it doesn't?
Will: It will! Now get in there and marry that boy.

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Geoffrey: Cell block 41 has arrived.
Carlton: Welcome, ladies. Please take a moment to sign our guest book. And now, if I can just have your thumb.
Bridesmaid: You know, I resent being treated like a common thief.
Carlton: Oh, you do, do you? Well, what kind of cold-hearted, vicious, evil crime did you commit?
Bridesmaid: Securities fraud.
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Quote from Jazz

Jazz: This is the best day of my life. Did I thank you for everything you've done?
Will: Well, not everything.
Jazz: I hope you two will be close. She touched me, Will. And I know she'll touch you too.
Will: Yeah, actually, Jazz, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. See, listen, last night...
Jazz: She told you about our decision?
Will: What decision?
Jazz: The one we made last night. We're gonna have 10 kids. One for every month of the year. But we gonna name them all after you.
Will: Jazz, hey, you ain't got to do that, man.
Jazz: Okay, then, we'll name them Earl.

Quote from Jazz

Will: What do you mean, you're getting married?
Jazz: Her name is Jewel Robertson. I saw her on Cops, getting busted for grand theft auto.
Will: Jazz, the woman's a convict?
Jazz: We prefer the term "freedom impaired."
Will: How about the term "not playing with a full cell block"?
Jazz: You don't understand, man. Jewel makes my life complete. See, I know you look at me and you say, "Damn, that Jazz has it all." But the truth is, behind these shades, there's a big, empty hole.
Will: Well, that's for damn sure.