Hilary Quote #145

Quote from Hilary in Community Action

Madie: Are you here from the court?
Hilary: Yes. My name's Hilary Banks and [loudly] my phone number is 555-9130.
Madie: Okay, I'd like you to start by helping patients fill out these intake forms.
Hilary: Well, I was hoping to work more closely with the doctor.
Madie: Do you have any medical experience?
Hilary: Well, not exactly, but I've seen every single episode of St. Elsewhere.
Madie: Remember the episode where the handsome young doctor fell in love with the beautiful female volunteer?
Hilary: [giggles] Yes.
Madie: Well, that's not gonna happen here. The only thing that gets Dr. Hudson's attention is a medical problem.

Rate

 ‘Community Action’ Quotes

Quote from Hilary

Hilary: I'm sorry I was late, Alec. I came straight from court. I was arrested during a free-Mandela rally.
Alec: Mandela was freed two years ago.
Hilary: And l, for one, want to make sure he stays that way. Say, why don't you come over for dinner again tonight and we can discuss how to keep the guy out of jail?

Quote from Hilary

Alec: Lisa's the L.A. Chairperson for the National Board of Women.
Hilary: Oh, I did a lot for the women's group at my college.
Lisa: Really? Were you a member?
Hilary: Well, no. But I did talk several of them into shaving under their arms.

Quote from Jazz

Carlton: Jazz, I told you not to touch my clothes! And this label clearly says, "Hand wash." And that's exactly what I did.
Jazz: Before I stuck it in the machine, I washed my hands. Well, time for dinner. [grabs a cereal box]
Vivian: Uh, Jazz, sweetheart, you are a guest in our home. Now, baby, why don't you sit down and never get up?
Will: Look, Jazz.
Jazz: I pull my own weight... [looks at Uncle Phil] which is easier for some than others.