Philip Quote #114
Judge Wilson: Would you like to cross-examine, Mr. Banks?
Philip: Yes, Your Honor. Miss Banks.
Hilary: Daddy.
Philip: Do you mind if I ask what Mr. Sanders was wearing the night of the accident?
Hilary: Eric was wearing his fabulous stonewashed Girbaud jeans, that I picked out, of course. A Hugo Boss shirt, and leather boots.
Philip: And on his face?
Hilary: Nothing. Oh, you mean those awful glasses? No, I made him take those off before we left the house.
Philip: So you're saying that Mr. Sanders was not wearing his glasses even though this Photostat of his license clearly states that he should wear them at all times while operating a vehicle.
Hilary: Oopsy.
Philip: I rest my case, Your Honor.
Judge Wilson: Case dismissed.
Will: All right. Hey, yo, yo, yo. Your J-ship, my number's in your file. Get with me sometime.
Judge Wilson: Peace out.
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Philip: You can put your hands down, Jazz.
Jazz: No way. Dude's got a gun, next thing you know I got six warning shots in my back.
Philip: Jazz.
Jazz: Okay. I am putting my hands down now.
Philip: Jazz, could you give us your account?
Jazz: Can't. They closed my account. They said I was allegedly writing bad checks. I don't know what they talking about. Those checks was perfectly legible.
Quote from Jazz
Philip: Until I see some insurance papers, you're not driving this car. In fact, what kind of idiot would sell a car without insurance?
Jazz: I resent that. Ah, the joke's on you, Mr. Banks. You can't throw me out 'cause I'm already outside.
[Uncle Phil lifts Jazz out of the car, carries him over his shoulder, and throws him into the house]
Quote from Jazz
Eric: Why, hello, everyone. Nice day, isn't it?
Will: I don't have to answer that.
Eric: Mr. Banks, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
Philip: Son, I'm not the one who's going to need luck. I'm not only going to win. I'm going to chew you up and spit you out.
Jazz: I've seen him do a lot of chewing... but I ain't never seen him spit nothing out.