Will Quote #395
Eric: Well, congratulations, Mr. Banks.
Philip: Oh, don't congratulate me, son, you did an excellent job. You're going to be a great lawyer someday. And bringing up that stereo volume issue was excellent strategy.
Eric: Well, thank you very much, but it was clearly no match for your glasses defense.
Philip: Why don't we discuss that over dinner tonight? We'd love to have you.
Eric: Well, sure.
Will: Yo, man, I guess if Uncle Phil can be a big man about this so can l. [shakes Eric's hand] Of course, it's a lot easier for him.
Eric: Well, I guess we both got off on the wrong foot. No hard feelings?
Will: No hard feelings, man.
[As Will leaves the courtroom, he lets the swinging door fly back into Eric as he walks through it]
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Quote from Jazz
Philip: You can put your hands down, Jazz.
Jazz: No way. Dude's got a gun, next thing you know I got six warning shots in my back.
Philip: Jazz.
Jazz: Okay. I am putting my hands down now.
Philip: Jazz, could you give us your account?
Jazz: Can't. They closed my account. They said I was allegedly writing bad checks. I don't know what they talking about. Those checks was perfectly legible.
Quote from Jazz
Philip: Until I see some insurance papers, you're not driving this car. In fact, what kind of idiot would sell a car without insurance?
Jazz: I resent that. Ah, the joke's on you, Mr. Banks. You can't throw me out 'cause I'm already outside.
[Uncle Phil lifts Jazz out of the car, carries him over his shoulder, and throws him into the house]
Quote from Jazz
Eric: Why, hello, everyone. Nice day, isn't it?
Will: I don't have to answer that.
Eric: Mr. Banks, I just wanted to wish you good luck.
Philip: Son, I'm not the one who's going to need luck. I'm not only going to win. I'm going to chew you up and spit you out.
Jazz: I've seen him do a lot of chewing... but I ain't never seen him spit nothing out.