Nicky: Bye, Will.
Will: Bye-bye, Nick. Hey, you remember what I told you, all right?
Nicky: Never give Dad any bad news when he's hungry.
Will: [off Uncle Phil's look] No, man. I said, you know, always be good to your mom and dad. And that other thing.

Geoffrey: Hello, Master William, you're back early. How's the apartment hunt going?
Will: Pfft. Please, don't ask. Where's everybody at?
Geoffrey: They're gone. We're showing the house today, remember?
Will: Oh, right. What are you still doing here?
Geoffrey: That's a question that haunts me every day.

Philip: So, uh, when is Jazz coming by to help you move?
Will: Uh, he's coming as soon as you leave.
Philip: Ah. Good idea. Well, when he comes by, wish him all the best for me.
Will: I will. [they shake hands]
Philip: Sunday.
Will: Sundays.

Carlton: Look, since Mom and Dad are selling the place I don't wanna take all my stuff to Princeton. Can I leave some of it in your apartment?
Will: Pfft. Ooh, uh... No, I can't do that. See, uh, my place kind of small, man.
Carlton: I thought you just said it was big.
Will: Yeah. No. Yeah. No. I mean, uh, it's big in a real petite kind of way.

Philip Drummond: I think he's overstating it a little bit, Arnold.
Arnold Jackson-Drummond: You're probably right, Dad. Let's check out this fly pad. I could get used to living in the lap of luxury.
Philip Drummond: You know, those things were a lot funnier when you were still a little child.
Arnold Jackson-Drummond: Yeah, well, Dad, your little stories were a lot more interesting back then too. Hey, let's check out the wet bar.
Will: Oh, wait, wait. Uh, we don't have one.
Arnold Jackson-Drummond: Let's check out the house down the street.
Philip Drummond: Thanks anyway.

George Jefferson: I'm telling you, Weezy, it's too expensive.
Louise Jefferson: Oh, loosen up, George. I like it.
Will: Oh, yeah, and let me tell you. Next door, ooh, the girls, man. Bikinis all that. They got a regular Playboy mansion jumping off over there. Memorial Day, it all comes off, you know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about, boy? [Will and George laugh]
Louise Jefferson: Come on, George. This place is too expensive.
George Jefferson: It all comes off, huh?
Will: Man, let me tell you-
Louise Jefferson: George!

Carlton: So, Will, what are you gonna do?
Will: Hey, hey, hey, no need to stress, C. I mean, I still got seven days. God built the whole universe in that much time.
Carlton: He had better credit.

Carlton: You know, Will this is the last time we'll ever live together.
Will: Yeah.
Carlton: We've been through a lot together.
Will: Childhood to manhood.
Carlton: It's been a good trip.
Will: It's been a great trip. Look, whenever, wherever, I got your back, C.
Carlton: Whenever, wherever, I've got your back, W. That just doesn't sound right coming from me, does it?
Will: Sounds great, man.

Philip: Well, Geoffrey this is it. You are officially off duty.
Geoffrey: Yes! [laughs] I'm sorry.
Philip: Well, I've taken the liberty of upgrading your ticket to London to first class.
Geoffrey: Why, thank you, sir. In lieu of my spring bonus?
Philip: In addition to it.
Geoffrey: I'm getting lightheaded.

Hilary: Geoffrey, could you help me with my bag? Just kidding. [picks up bag]
Geoffrey: It would be my pleasure. [takes the bag]
Geoffrey: Goodbye, Master William.
Will: Hey, hey, hey. What's that, G?
Geoffrey: Goodbye, Will. [they shake hands]
Will: Bye-bye, G. [they hug]