Carlton: We were up, we were down, we were all around and suddenly out of nowhere, they just ripped our hearts out.
Will: Look, see, it doesn't matter how many bruises and scars you got. The important thing is you came out of that desert alive, and a man. A very odd little man, but a man.
Carlton: Yeah, I did, didn't I? I just wish we could've won that dance contest. I mean, how dare they give us the booby prize.
Will: Hey look, man, that booby prize paid our way home.
Carlton: Trust me, Will, I will never gamble again.
All: [sing] Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Carlton Happy birthday to you Okay, son, make a wish.
Nicky: Hey, Carlton, bet you can't blow them all out.
Carlton: Oh, yeah? Well, I got 20 that says I can. Hey, Will, you want some action on this? Come on, I can beat you. I'll blow it out.