Quote from Will in Homeboy, Sweet Homeboy
Ice Tray: Hold up. What about that one girl you went out with... that Latiqua? Man, that girl was ugly. Will: Ugly? You crazy, man. Ice Tray: She was so ugly, she was oogly. She was so ugly, that Freddy Krueger used to have nightmares about her. Will: At least she was smart, though. What was that girl you was with... Both: Stacy. Will: That girl was so dumb, it took her an hour to cook Minute Rice. Ice Tray: Wait a minute. Let's talk about skinny girls, okay? Will: Who's skinny? Ice Tray: That Julie you went out with? She was skinny. She was so skinny, you could tie a rope around her head and use her like a tetherball pole. Will: Hold it. Back to Stacy. Now, Stacy was so dumb. Ice Tray: What? Will: Do you know how dumb Stacy was? Ice Tray: How dumb was Stacy? Will: Stacy was so dumb that she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Jif.