Quote from Carlton in There's the Rub (Part 1)
Hilary: All set? Carlton: I'm not going. Hilary: Wait. Carlton, didn't you call down to the shelter and volunteer? Carlton: Yeah, I called down and put my name on a volunteer list. But I'm not physically going down there. But don't worry, it'll still look good on my resume. Vivian: Carlton, if you said you were going down to help, you get down there. Carlton: But, Mom, I can't drive through that part of town. There are homeless people down there. Okay, fine. But before I go, I'm taking the pennies out of my loafers.