Hilary: All set?
Carlton: I'm not going.
Hilary: Wait. Carlton, didn't you call down to the shelter and volunteer?
Carlton: Yeah, I called down and put my name on a volunteer list. But I'm not physically going down there. But don't worry, it'll still look good on my resume.
Vivian: Carlton, if you said you were going down to help, you get down there.
Carlton: But, Mom, I can't drive through that part of town. There are homeless people down there. Okay, fine. But before I go, I'm taking the pennies out of my loafers.