Carlton: I can't believe Michelle hasn't called. I've left messages. I've paged her. Oh, God, I hope she's not disgruntled.
Will: You better be worrying about me being disgruntled after the way you messed my date up today.
Carlton: Will, I've come to the realization I don't understand women.
Will: Or men, for that matter.
Carlton: Maybe I should just talk to my Dad. He understands women.