Quote from Will in Will's Up a Dirt Road
Will: I'm saying, man, how hard could it be to write a dumb article? Yo, I could write a whole book. Carlton: What kind of book? Will: A good one. One that real people would wanna read. You know, with pictures and stuff. Carlton: Oh, a coloring book. Will: No, I'm being serious, Carlton. How hard could it be to write good? Carlton: Well. Will: Well, what? Carlton: Never mind.