Quote from Carlton in Grumpy Young Men
Valerie: Will, this is my cousin, Karen. Karen: Which one of these losers is my date? Carlton: That would be me. Will: Uh, this is my cousin, Carlton. Karen: Where's the rest of him? Carlton: I may be short, but you know what they say about short men and tall women, don't you? Karen: No, what? Carlton: I don't know, just making conversation.