Quote from Philip in M is for the Many Things She Gave Me
Philip: Oh, God. You know what it's like to really go after a woman and never get her? Will: No. Philip: Well, finally, after two years I realized that Janice wasn't gonna have me, so I settled for Vivian. [Vivian slams her handbag down] With Vivian. With Vivian! Sweetheart, that came out wrong. Honey! Honey? Baby. Will: Geoffrey, prepare Mr. Banks' couch.