Philip: The bride and groom have prepared their own vows. Jazz.
Jazz: You're one jewel I never wanna hock. Sometimes I wanna bite you to see if you're really real. If love was craps, you'd be a seven. If it was on the first roll. But if it was on the second roll, and the point was six, you'd be a six. No, actually, you'd be a nine because I'd play the field on the second roll, make a couple of extra bucks. Then you'd be a six on the third roll, and then I'd clean up. I think you know what I'm trying to say. I love you, and you make me feel lucky.
Philip: And now, Jewel.
Jewel: I love you, Jazzy, and I wanna be with you always. Thank you for setting this little jailbird free body, mind and spirit.
Jazz: Baby, I love you.