Will: Damn these good looks of mine. Listen, now, Jewel... I know it's hard, okay? But you got to look beyond this charming, sexy exterior, okay? You got to see the real Will Smith. I'm irresponsible, I'm unreliable, I'm immature.
Jewel: Egotistical, self-centered.
Will: Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Jewel: Conceited, thick-headed, spoiled.
Will: Okay, that's fine.
Jewel: And on top of that, you ain't even that good-looking.
Will: Then why you want me so bad?
Jewel: I don't want you. I only came on to you because I figured you'd tell Jazz and he'd call the whole thing off. But you couldn't even do that. I kissed you for nothing.
Will: Well, damn.