Quote from Will in You'd Better Shop Around
Carlton: Ta-da! The all new Accountant BX. It has the latest technology in childproof door locks. Will: Carlton, what are the honeys gonna say about a dude cruising around in one of these? Carlton: They'll say, " Why, there goes a thrifty, level-headed young man." Will: Yeah, right before they say, "And I'll never have sex with him."