Quote from Carlton in Blood Is Thicker Than Mud
Philip: So how are things at school? Carlton: Great. Dad, I'm thinking of pledging Phi Beta Gamma. Philip: Judge Morton is a Gamma. Will: He's also an alcoholic. Philip: No, that's Judge Martin. So that's great, son. You're a real college man now, huh? Carlton: Thanks, Dad. Well, I think I'm gonna go take my nap.