Will: Yo, yo, my posse, check it out. In less than five minutes, yours truly is going to be on the 6:00 news. And without handcuffs.
Carlton: What, they use the old choke hold? This I got to see.
Will: No, no, it was a peaceful protest. Would even made Gandhi proud. You know, except we went out for burgers afterwards.
Philip: Well, what were you protesting, Will?
Will: Well, you know, the city wants to tear down the rec center on Pico, so a couple of us got together, started a petition. You know, we get enough signatures, we might be able to save it.
Hilary: So, when did you become so socially conscious?
Will: Well, you know, I play ball down there, and plus it's good for the community. [to Uncle Phil] And there's also this girl down there on the swim team. She teaching me the breaststroke.