Quote from Will in That's No Lady, That's My Cousin
Will: Hold up. [monologue] Am I as superficial as all those guys I warned Ashley about? I mean could it be that I'm more obsessed with breasts and thighs than Colonel Sanders ever was? [The Battle Hymn of the Republic plays] Mightn't I be able to look deeper? I mean, to cherish women as full and complete and complex individuals. And with this new understanding to finally find and keep this true love that eludes so many of us. Nah! [to a passing woman] Yo, baby, I know your feet must be tired 'cause you been running through my mind all day. Come here, girl!