Will: Now, wait, Uncle Phil. Now, picture this: A man, down on his luck lost his woman, lost his job, lost his hope. But enough about Marion Barry. Can Jazz stay here?
Philip: Not a chance.
Vivian: Jazz, what Mr. Banks means is that Geoffrey's not feeling well right now, and it's just not the best time for us to have houseguests.
Jazz: Mr. Banks, I'll earn my keep. I'll do whatever Geoffrey does.
Philip: Geoffrey bathes.
Jazz: I can learn.