Jazz Quote #49
Quote from Jazz in Community Action
Will: Now, wait, Uncle Phil. Now, picture this: A man, down on his luck lost his woman, lost his job, lost his hope. But enough about Marion Barry. Can Jazz stay here?
Philip: Not a chance.
Vivian: Jazz, what Mr. Banks means is that Geoffrey's not feeling well right now, and it's just not the best time for us to have houseguests.
Jazz: Mr. Banks, I'll earn my keep. I'll do whatever Geoffrey does.
Philip: Geoffrey bathes.
Jazz: I can learn.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Community Action’ Quotes
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: I'm sorry I was late, Alec. I came straight from court. I was arrested during a free-Mandela rally.
Alec: Mandela was freed two years ago.
Hilary: And l, for one, want to make sure he stays that way. Say, why don't you come over for dinner again tonight and we can discuss how to keep the guy out of jail?
Quote from Hilary
Alec: Lisa's the L.A. Chairperson for the National Board of Women.
Hilary: Oh, I did a lot for the women's group at my college.
Lisa: Really? Were you a member?
Hilary: Well, no. But I did talk several of them into shaving under their arms.
Quote from Jazz
Carlton: Jazz, I told you not to touch my clothes! And this label clearly says, "Hand wash." And that's exactly what I did.
Jazz: Before I stuck it in the machine, I washed my hands. Well, time for dinner. [grabs a cereal box]
Vivian: Uh, Jazz, sweetheart, you are a guest in our home. Now, baby, why don't you sit down and never get up?
Will: Look, Jazz.
Jazz: I pull my own weight... [looks at Uncle Phil] which is easier for some than others.