Philip: They had the nerve to say they wanted to be represented by someone younger. Hey, I'm young, I'm happening, I'm groovy.
Will: Why do I have the sudden urge to tie dye my drawers and go down to the hootenanny?
Carlton: Will, this is no time to joke. We may be talking about the end of life as we know it. Look, what if all Dad's clients figure out he's old? It's the domino theory. First he loses one client, then another, and another and the next thing you know, we're all working at Domino's.
Will: You'll fit right in. You're used to cutting the cheese.