Philip: Oh, great, you're all together.
Vivian: Will, we've got something to say to you.
Philip: We want to congratulate you for setting such a fine example for the other kids.
Will: Is this some kind of sick joke?
Vivian: No, baby, not at all. We are very proud of the way you've managed to balance your school work and your part-time job.
Carlton: Is this some kind of sick joke?
Philip: These bills are no joke. You kids could stand to learn a thing or two from Will.
Hilary: Are we, like, in the Twilight Zone? When does everyone put on the pig masks?