Quote from Carlton in The Butler Did It
Will: Oh, yo, bench, you got the floor buffer! Come on, man, turn that joint on! Carlton: Not so fast. A wise man always reads the instruction manual first. Page 1: "Welcome to the wonderful world of buffing. First, take a moment to familiarize yourself with your Buffomatic." Will: Hey, can I see that for a second? Carlton: Sure. Will: [hits Carlton with the manual] Come on, Einstein, I'll plug it in. [After Will plugs in the buffer, it starts moving straight out the door.] Carlton: "Make sure buffer is off before plugging in." [splashing sounds] "Do not use near water."