Philip: Can I talk to you for a minute? Look, uh, I'm human. Sometimes I make mistakes. Now, I admit I had some preconceived ideas about you. Mainly that you just didn't care about anything. But I guess I'm gonna have to let that go, because today you've shown me that you are a very, very fine young man and I just want us to be closer together.
Man: What did you say, pervert?
Philip: Oh, I'm sorry. l-
Man: Look, man, this is Treasure Island, okay? Now, Pleasure Island, that's a block down the street.
Philip: I thought-
Man: No, I know what you thought but if you'll notice, the parrot is sitting on my left shoulder.