Geoffrey: I'll get the tea. Would you like anything with that?
Philip: Geoffrey, relax. It's your birthday. Now, we're gonna do all of your most hated chores.
Geoffrey: But, sir, I don't hate any of my chores.
Philip: Well, we do.
Ashley: So, Geoffrey, are you going to do anything special for your birthday?
Geoffrey: Oh, most assuredly, Miss Ashley. Tonight, I will be enjoying a BBC broadcast of Gilbert and Sullivan's HMS Pinafore followed by a penetrating interview by David Frost.
Will: Ooh, and they say the man can't party.