Carlton: This doesn't affect our bet, Will. I still found a date first.
Melinda: Stop it! Let go of me, you creep!
Hilary: Eugene, what are you doing? I thought our agreement was you could come to my party but you couldn't falsely arrest anybody.
Eugene: This isn't a false arrest. This is the shoplifter I mistook you for. This girl's a kleptomaniac. [empties bag]
Hilary: My silverware.
Philip: That's my watch.
Carlton: My date.
Eugene: Let this be a lesson to all of you. You don't have to break the law to have a happy Halloween. Good night, now.