Quote from Carlton in Someday Your Prince Will be In Effect (Part 2)
Melinda: Oh, that was awfully sweet of you to play cards with her. Will: Sweet? Well, some would say that, but it was just me being my thoughtful self. Carlton: Reality check. This guy is far from thoughtful. He's the most selfish, irresponsible person I have ever met. A few weeks ago, I went on a car trip, and this guy caused all kinds of trouble.