Quote from Carlton in Mistaken Identity
Philip: Carlton, it's late. It's a school day tomorrow, son. Carlton: Yeah. Yeah, okay, Dad. You know, it was awfully nice of Mr. Furth to help us out. I'll have to write him a thank-you note. Philip: It shouldn't have happened in the first place, son. Good night. Carlton: Dad. If you were a policeman and you saw a car driving 2 miles an hour, wouldn't you stop it? Philip: I asked myself that question the first time I was stopped. Good night, son. Carlton: [to himself] I would stop it.