Ashley: See, Monday is for ballet, Tuesday is riding, Wednesday is violin. Oops.
Vivian: I thought today was violin, sweetie pie.
Carlton: You mean Ashley would have shown up for her violin lesson in her tennis outfit? [chuckles]
Hilary: Oh, I just pictured it.
Carlton: Well, I'm two for two. I'm going to quit while I'm ahead.
Will: [raises hand] May I suggest retirement?
Carlton: Ouch. Keep them coming, Will.