Quote from Carlton in There's the Rub (Part 2)
Steven: Hey, look. It's a little turkey from the little turkey. [laughs] Carlton: A turkey? Hardly. In point of fact, it's a Cornish game hen. A flightless bird hale from the Isle of Wight. Braised in cognac with a hint of fennel. A fitting end for a noble fowl. Steven: You're kind of weird. Carlton: So you want one or not? Steven: No, I probably shouldn't have one, Mr. Wilmore said that- Carlton: You know what? This one's on me. Steven: Cool. So you gonna be here over Christmas? Carlton: Yeah.