Michelle Williams: I'm sorry, no one answered the front door. I have a package for a Carlton Banks.
Carlton: That's me. Oh, no, not another rejection.
Michelle Williams: Bad news?
Carlton: I sent this to Last Chance Video Dating. You know, "We guarantee you a date," except if your name is Carlton Banks.
Michelle Williams: Trust me. It doesn't work if your name is Michelle Williams either.
Carlton: You tried this?
Michelle Williams: I tried them all.
Carlton: Wow. I wouldn't expect someone like you to have trouble meeting people.
Michelle Williams: The only people I meet are dogs and shut-ins.
Carlton: Why can't it be easier? I mean, why can't you just open the door and meet someone nice? [Michelle smiles] Well, bye. Oh, wait a minute. Would you? Uh... Uh... Like to go out Saturday night?
Carlton: Yeah.
Michelle Williams: Hey, I'm not-
Carlton: Coming on too strong? Not at all.
Michelle Williams: Bye. [shakes hands]
Carlton: Sweet mother of God, that's a firm handshake.