Carlton: Look, Hilary's investments were primarily in mutual funds and stocks although... [Agent Dailey untucks her hair] in November, she sold off a number of hairs... Uh, shares. Now, if you'll refer to form 2106...
Agent Dailey: I'm having a little trouble reading my copy.
Carlton: Well, maybe if you turned on a light.
Agent Dailey: Why don't I just share yours? [gets up and gropes Carlton] Carlton, this whole audit can be resolved very quickly. All you have to do is cooperate. [sits on Carlton's lap]
Carlton: What are you doing?
Agent Dailey: Nobody has to know, nobody gets hurt. [goes to kiss Carlton]
Carlton: [Carlton blocks her forehead with his palm] You're busted, lady. If you don't sign this form exonerating Hilary, I'll sue you for sexual harassment.
Agent Dailey: Just try. You have no idea what you're up against.
Carlton: Neither do you. I thought you might try something, so I took precautions.
Agent Dailey: That was a tape recorder?
Carlton: That's right. I have the whole sordid encounter right here on tape, Dailey. Your dilly-dallying days are done.
Agent Dailey: Dork.