Hilary: I don't understand, the IRS is just letting me off? What did you have to do?
Ashley: I don't wanna hear this.
Carlton: Don't worry, Ashley, I've done nothing to be ashamed of. I blackmailed her. She was harassing me. Listen to this.
Tape: She'll have fun, fun, fun Till her daddy takes the T-Bird away Fun, fun, fun till her da-
Ashley: Carlton, that's annoying, but it's not harassment.
Carlton: Thank God I pressed the wrong button. The B-side is John Travolta's polka classics.