Hilary: I can't believe that that realtor wasted my time on that dump.
Ashley: Hilary, that house was gorgeous. What's the problem?
Hilary: Problem? Well, for starters, the layout. Say I'm having a small garden party for 50 of my closest friends and someone spills cocktail sauce on their Armani suit. My maid Hildegard would have to go through the gazebo into the living room past the library and up the steps to get to the laundry room.
Ashley: Hilary, that's ridiculous.
Hilary: You're right. Who cares how far Hildegard has to walk?