Lisa: Will? Will?
Will: [v.o.] Good evening, you fine Nubian princess. I set up a little surprise for you tonight, so just follow instructions and enjoy. Number one: Clap twice. [soft music plays] Number two: I've got a succulent lobster dinner prepared. So go to the microwave, press start. Number three: Take your sexy little self on over to the couch and have a seat. Number four: Get naked.
Lisa: What?
Will: [v.o.] No, my fault. I was just kidding. I was just kidding. All right. Number five: Turn around.
Lisa: Ooh. You sure do know how to make a girl feel special.
Lisa: Will, what is all of this about?
Will: We are celebrating, baby. I've been published.
Lisa: Published? When did you start writing?
Will: Last week. Hey, look. I wanna give you some goose bumps too.