Lisa: We're gonna play cops and robbers.
Will: [sings] Oh, girl now Make it more better now...
Lisa: I'm gonna be the cop and you're gonna be the nasty old robber.
Will: Just call me public enemy number one.
Lisa: So how do you like the game so far?
Will: Beat the hell out of playing Stratego with Carlton. Ow! That's kind of tight. Oh, I mean, I know my rights. I think I'm entitled to one frisk.
Lisa: Shut up!
Will: Huh? I thought you were good, but you're not good. You've caused so much pain to so many women. You're just a dirty dog. And now it's payback time.
Will: Baby, you're kind of killing the mood. Ow! What are you, a psycho?
Lisa: You don't know how tired I am of hearing that. [exits]
Will: Huh?