Will: Hey, well, look, I don't even care. Jazz is in love and I'm gonna make sure that he has the best wedding ever. Even if I got to pay for it myself. [Uncle Phil & Carlton ignore Will] I mean, even though I am just a poor black man trying to get my education.
Philip: Forget it, Will. I am not shelling out for Jazz's wedding.
Will: Oh, please. Now, I seem to remember a rather large relative of mine saying that: "If Jazz would just find some bimbo to get his mind off of Hilary, I'd be more than happy to pay for the wedding."
Philip: Well...
Will: Way to go, Judge Banks. You pretend to uphold the law but you'll renege on a verbal contract?
Philip: Well... Well, she is a convict. I could call it a rehabilitation party and write it off.
Will: Hey, check it out, you're a judge. You can perform the ceremony. Pay yourself 25 bucks.
Philip: Fifty.
Will: I don't care. Pay yourself 100. It's your money.
Philip: That's right.