Carlton: Hey, give me back my gun. Listen, as your boss I'm not gonna tolerate that kind of insubordination.
Will: You're not my boss. You're just some butt-kissing, apple-a-day suck up that got lucky.
Carlton: Oh, that's it. That little outburst is going to cost you a reduction in hours.
Will: Well, I'll do you one better. How about zero hours? I quit!
Carlton: Oh, yeah? Well... Well... Don't ask me for any recommendation.