Will: G, listen, how upset was Uncle Phil last night?
Geoffrey: Well, he did something I've never seen him do in all the years I've been here.
Will: What, a sit-up?
Geoffrey: It's a bit more serious than that, I'm afraid. You know the cherry cheesecake, candied yams, barbecued ribs left over from yesterday?
Carlton: Yeah.
Will: [gasps] Oh, my goodness, it's still there.
Carlton: Oh, I'm afraid. Hold me, Will.