Quote from Carlton in Where There's a Will, There's a Way (Part 1)
Will: I'm just calling Jazz, invite a couple of people over. You know, to christen the new crib. Is there anyone in particular you'd like to invite? Carlton: I don't keep friends. In time of war, they can be tortured and give up valuable secrets about you. Will: I was talking about your Miss Lady Peacock. Carlton: Are you nuts? I'm not bringing her within a hundred yards of you. Will: What? Carlton, I'm your cousin, man. Carlton: The cousin who stole every woman I ever had. Will: Oh, please, I stole one girl. Carlton: My point exactly.