Quote from Will in Six Degrees of Graduation
Mrs. Bassin: Okay, now, before we start our scales can anyone tell me what "pizzicato" means? Mr. Smith? Will: Mr. Smith? You got all these... Um, sure... Pizzicato, that's a pizza with avocado. [laughs] Get it, I said, it's a pizza... Mrs. Bassin: Michael. Michael: Pizzicato: A term indicating that strings should be plucked, not bowed. Will: Oh, yeah? Well, there ain't no Santa Claus.