Carlton: Here you go, big guy.
Philip: Thank you, son. [smokes pipe] Ah. Hilary, sweetheart, how was work today, darling?
Hilary: It was great, Dad. Thanks for asking.
Philip: Oh, it's wonderful spending time with one's family.
Hilary: Daddy.
Philip: Yes, dearest?
Hilary: I'm feeling nauseous.
Philip: I am, too. Let's take a break, kids. Look, I think we can forget about those Chinese checkers after the sing-along.
Hilary: Great.
Carlton: But the sing-along's still on, right? Ow! You're hurting my arms!