Cindy: He is Carlton's baby.
Philip: I'll believe that when I see a blood test.
Cindy: It's the truth, whether you want to believe it or not. I love Carlton.
Carlton: Really?
Cindy: Yes. And I'll tell you something else. Carlton is the most incredible lover I have ever had.
Philip: Oh, God.
Cindy: I mean, he's so in tune with my needs. It was amazing, and endless, and magnificent. I think I saw God.
[Will, Hilary, Ashley and Geoffrey fall through the patio doors]
Geoffrey: The windows.
Ashley: I'm sorry.
Will: I fell. I fell. I fell.
Hilary: We didn't mean to...