Ashley: Yo, yo, yo Mommy and Daddy.
Vivian: Oh, look. It's the entertainment.
Philip: Well, I think this is our youngest daughter, Ashley. She just had a brain operation. Her head's a little swollen, hence the hat. Very good, honey.
Vivian: Ashley, what are you wearing?
Ashley: Will got it for me in Philly. Ain't it fly?
Philip: Switzerland, Vivian.
Vivian: Not far enough, Philip. Ashley, go upstairs and change right now.
Ashley: But, I like it. And if I don't wear it, it'll hurt Will's feelings.
Philip: If you do wear it, you'll never see 18.
Ashley: I never liked Will, anyway.