Quote from Will in Will's Christmas Show
Arnold: Hi. I'm Arnold Tish. My car broke down. Can I use your phone? Carlton: Oh, sure. Will: Whoa, whoa. Hold up a second, my man. [closes door] Carlton: Will, why'd you do that? Will: Carlton, you suburban twit, this guy's a stranger. Hilary: Will, it is freezing outside. Let him in. Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Unless he is on a mule with a pregnant virgin he ain't getting in here.